LONG TIME NO BLOG.
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fancy seeing me blog man.take your chance and see the power of my posts man.
hahaha. dunno what crap i talking.
TMR- NO SCHOOL!
im playing truant!
with a MC!
aiya stupid sports fiesta killed me luh.suayest day of my life luh. who was the last person i talk to man.
give me all this unluckiness
saturday
woke up dam early to go for sports fiesta la.
SUAYEST day of my life luh
never ever i kenna so many things in one day.
INSTANT KARMA man
k start of the day.
i woke up at 6.30 man how early right.
some people think i mad, reply dam so early
my team name was SOHANDSOME
dam nice right i know. hahaha
of course la, i create one, sure nice
imagine we won the tournament, then the speaker will go like " THE WINNER IS SO HANDSOME"
hahahah, then we start combing hair, wear sunglasses , tie shoelace. ahahha
so cool right
first match, we lost badly man.
hahaha, due to lack of players 4-1
second match, was against MEFIREANTS. some retard team
that would never succeed
when half the team went to play lan.
hahaha
so walkover
we went into quarters
this is where all the suayness comes man.
quarters i skilled pass this black man ah. then he trip me.
dunno he where not happy with me la. want me to die early la
but i survived la.cause i so powerful
then i skidded like quite far luh, rubbing my sexy right calf on the rough hockey pitch.
now become so un-sexy alr
muscle big also useless
i get the picture i show everyone man, its like 10cm by 5cm.RUG BURN
then i didnt care la, continue playing.
then my stupid groin injury came back. i shot and " crack" went my bone.
hahaha, the end of my world man.
people carry me out, walao
super failure right, everything also cannot
but my team ah, cause of my powerful moral support ah went all the way to finals
finals, i started the game
hahahah, with the suayness in me again la
i got RAMMED in the BALLS man
god angry with me man, too arrogant alr
walao,i thought ahh, i no fathers day alr
sayonara my little tadpoles. rest in peace. love your father
i wanted to cry alr luh, not cause of pain, cause i pitied myself.
hahaha, who will want me man. gun with no bullets
but okay la, not too bad,
my balls and dick dam muscular one, can survive any form of harm done against it
then i was carried out again la, even more failure
aiya, then got 2nd luh.
k then today went to see doctor.
i wait there for like 2 hours luh
then see the doctor.
then she stare at my wound.i ask her how. she say let it dry.
she will give me some medicine and cream to apply.
hahaha
then she write her report everything want to give me mc alr. hahaha
then i tell her haven finish
my groin injured
then she fed up with me
throw away the report take new one
hahaha
then she ask me where pain
i told her my groin
and she ask me to TAKE OFF MY PANTS
walao, whole world crash down on me man.
hahah, what to do
cant do anything alr
so i took out luh, but lucky underwear no need
xie tian xie di ah
INDIAN WOMAN SOME MORE LEH
walao some sexy doctor see for me okay luh
come out one indian woman
haiyo. wasted opportunity, actually lucky also luh, incase my thing majular.
then she press here press there ask me whether pain not
obviously i would say yes right
then i ask her check for what
let her see my body ah!
haha, kay luh so wear back pants. then i sit down
then she wanted to issue mc again to me
then i said i go cough and flu
then she even more fed up with me
rewrite the whole thing
hahaha
so pro right
aiya enough alr
dont wanna write alr byebye everyone
Tuesday, May 15, 2007
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