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TMR- NO SCHOOL!
im playing truant!
with a MC!
aiya stupid sports fiesta killed me luh.suayest day of my life luh. who was the last person i talk to man.
give me all this unluckiness
saturday
woke up dam early to go for sports fiesta la.
SUAYEST day of my life luh
never ever i kenna so many things in one day.
INSTANT KARMA man
k start of the day.
i woke up at 6.30 man how early right.
some people think i mad, reply dam so early
my team name was SOHANDSOME
dam nice right i know. hahaha
of course la, i create one, sure nice

imagine we won the tournament, then the speaker will go like " THE WINNER IS SO HANDSOME"
hahahah, then we start combing hair, wear sunglasses , tie shoelace. ahahha
so cool right

first match, we lost badly man.
hahaha, due to lack of players 4-1
second match, was against MEFIREANTS. some retard team
that would never succeed
when half the team went to play lan.
hahaha
so walkover
we went into quarters
this is where all the suayness comes man.

quarters i skilled pass this black man ah. then he trip me.
dunno he where not happy with me la. want me to die early la
but i survived la.cause i so powerful
then i skidded like quite far luh, rubbing my sexy right calf on the rough hockey pitch.
now become so un-sexy alr
muscle big also useless
i get the picture i show everyone man, its like 10cm by 5cm.RUG BURN
then i didnt care la, continue playing.

then my stupid groin injury came back. i shot and " crack" went my bone.
hahaha, the end of my world man.
people carry me out, walao
super failure right, everything also cannot
but my team ah, cause of my powerful moral support ah went all the way to finals

finals, i started the game
hahahah, with the suayness in me again la
i got RAMMED in the BALLS man
god angry with me man, too arrogant alr
walao,i thought ahh, i no fathers day alr
sayonara my little tadpoles. rest in peace. love your father
i wanted to cry alr luh, not cause of pain, cause i pitied myself.
hahaha, who will want me man. gun with no bullets

but okay la, not too bad,
my balls and dick dam muscular one, can survive any form of harm done against it
then i was carried out again la, even more failure
aiya, then got 2nd luh.

k then today went to see doctor.
i wait there for like 2 hours luh
then see the doctor.
then she stare at my wound.i ask her how. she say let it dry.
she will give me some medicine and cream to apply.
hahaha
then she write her report everything want to give me mc alr. hahaha
then i tell her haven finish
my groin injured
then she fed up with me
throw away the report take new one
hahaha
then she ask me where pain
i told her my groin
and she ask me to TAKE OFF MY PANTS
walao, whole world crash down on me man.
hahah, what to do
cant do anything alr
so i took out luh, but lucky underwear no need
xie tian xie di ah
INDIAN WOMAN SOME MORE LEH
walao some sexy doctor see for me okay luh
come out one indian woman
haiyo. wasted opportunity, actually lucky also luh, incase my thing majular.

then she press here press there ask me whether pain not
obviously i would say yes right
then i ask her check for what
let her see my body ah!
haha, kay luh so wear back pants. then i sit down
then she wanted to issue mc again to me
then i said i go cough and flu
then she even more fed up with me
rewrite the whole thing
hahaha
so pro right


aiya enough alr
dont wanna write alr byebye everyone

okay, saturday
i woke up at 1pm, i know i super pig lah
but what to do, pigs have healthy life, never see them fall sick before
then smartshit called me ask my buy movie tickets for everyone.
with my own money. i alr so poor, still want to make me poorer.
but being so helpful ah, i still brought all my pocket money to buy for everyone lah.

then reached ps at 5.10, and saw nic waiting. hahaha
i stood behind him. he still dunno. take out his ipod start listening
then i follow him. after 1 min then he realised. hahaha. i so ghostly. no one can see me :)

went to line up for tickets.
the queue was like one super long catepillar the length of 50 metres curled up la.
i see also headache. lao le lao le
then i queue up queue up until reach the counter they tell me mr bean holidays not ticket
5.50, 7.00. 7.15 all dun have. everythings against me. then TMNT. sold out also
i stand there think think think. still dunno.
suddenly someone tap me on the back,
i thought some kiaseelang want to tell me off since i taking so long buy tickets lah
i turn around and saw myself and a cat.( no one will understand this)sry if i offended anyone.

continued to think, ponder, wonder, imagine....then i ask nic, what if no one like the movie how
he say, errr not our decision mah, not our fault.
then me and nic saw this signboard " CAGES".then i ask my clone.
she say jus buy la jus buy la. so still not my decision and i bought 7 tickets.
66.50 seh, 50 bucks i pay some more. i thought of bringing all my coins luh.

okay, went to eat at yoshi. dunno what i was eating also. some beef which looks like liver.
but was nice lah.
then my clone and the cat, communicating with their phones
me and nic like some blur block stone there keeping masticating and masticating.

then eat finish alr, walk around for awhile since nth to do.
entered sembawang, another suay place for me.
i dropped the bloody disc
and it cracked
then i picked it up.
when i got up. my clone dropped another disc. hahahah.
then the shopkeeper look at me. then i quickly made my run, before he chase after me.

started wondering around again, now our turn to follow my clone and cat.
my clone still think she dam funny luh. "lets go to the girls toilet" hahahah!
then we follow follow and stoned infront of MOTHERCARE.
they must be preparing for the future la.

walk here walk there. and reached the cages preview
wah, i look at it, want to cry alr
so depressing la!
theres always a chance for everyone to fly.
i know i cant luh, i got no wings. no need to insult me

then alien came, gave me my lollipops
HAHA, dam gigantic la. and heavy, can use as weights alr

smartshit came and birdnest man came
entered the theathre.
and we sat at the.....
2nd row.
what to do, with me around everything goes wrong

thanks alot man. fuck off la mother fucker, you LOVE talking and craping about others right. love couples, crushes. well, just fuck off la bitch. how lame and childish can you get la and you say I'VE CHANGE MAN. OHHH, I WANT THE OLD YOU BACK MAN. hey, fuck off. at least im not as childish as a fucker like you right ka ni na bei cao ji bai. you think its SUPER fun to talk about others right.
people are pissed la ji bai, fuck here fuck there about people. i know you like some people in crescent lah, dont need to push the fucking blame to people right na bei ji bai. once twice, i can tolerate, three four, 10 times, you're pushing your g0d-damn fucking luck man asshole son of a bitch.

guess i cant blog about the legion camp already. thanks alot mother fucker tan zejie. you should know why k. bitching about us in other people's blog. first, zeus, then tim choo, then jerome, then brandon, NOW ME. fuck you lah asshole son of a bitch. go fuck one pussy in the drain la. your mother's smelly armpit from toa payoh lorong 1 also can smell k. ji bai. you should damn well know im not happy already. when i say it once that i'm not happy, i mean it k.

i letter of apology. so great. for my english teacher of course, for letting her confiscate jerome's racket and not coming to school-.- forget it. i shall be a nice soul and let her be comforted by my extreme words in the letter. hahaha. My 4x200 team owned sec 4s asses today. hahaha. during P.E of course. its like we were in the lead for all the 4 runners straight. how nice, beating sebastian and bryan's asses. or rather, maintaining the lead. hahaha.
had a maths test today. which i didnt know of, course i didnt come to school. but who cares. im dont care if i fail anymore.
went for the stupid medical check-up with my parents and brother at the building of the California fitness centre. OMG. I WAS LIKE DAMN SCARED CAN. MY FATHER SCARED THE CRAP OUT OF ME.. "anselm, danm pain you know, will PIERCE into HERE. aiyoh, my hand very pain, ehh, OH YOUR TURN NOW(:" wah lau. cant take him man. there i am nervous like one shit. there he is making it worst. wanted to ask the nurse for PAINKILLERS:D ehh, i seriously damn scared of injections luh. cant blame me right. everyone has their fears.

SUDDENLY. MY ANGEL CAME. '' ehh boy? you're 13+ years old right. no blood test for you" HAHAHA. NO INJECTIONS! OH MY GOSH. HEAVEN SEHH. but anyway. had to go for X-RAYS and urine test and all. ehh, the nurse was like soo direct and i didnt know wth she was saying larh "anselm soh, where are you? okay, take this, 1st part dont take, middle part then take" i was like HUHH, WTF are you talking? but then my mum FURTHER explained to me of course. " ohh, er, you know when you pass out, the 1st part dont collect, but after awhile, the middle part then collect. uhhhh..." hahahaha. how loser can i get. heard im flying off on friday. bye(:

MY HORNY CHEMISTRY TEACHER.
sighsigh.today was seriously one of the stupidest&worst day of my life luh.anyway, today i got back my results for term1, and they seriously suck k. like, last year i would usually get around 69%, top10 in class. this term, i've only gotten like 66.35%, 15th in class.

oh, and one of the weirdest things happened today. there was like this guy who i would everytime see in school. a sec 1 boy with super colourful spects. spects with like black and white strips all over them. he suddenly saw me in the canteen today, and suddenly gave me a big hug. I WAS LIKE STUN LARH. i didnt even know him. hahaha. but anyway, he was a nice guy. heh! time to make friends with the little cute sec 1s already. after school, went to far east for some lunch before heading back to school at 3pm sharp which was when the mass ended. (for legion of course). tomdick&hairy are seriously gonna quit legion already, if not for mrs lee and our seniors, we wouldnt know how we can survive in it k. today's sec 1s were like a bunch of........

firstly, they didnt even know how to say "hail mary" its like, OMG. you're a freaking catholic you know. secondly, they were like giving attitude to us and all luh, only sec 1 and showing as if they were the bosses. skipping, after legion. we were like having fellowship talk with mrs lee and one senior. we were like talking about (senior)'s admirer, and showing us the love notes and all. hahaha, he was like " wah lau, i dont even like her lar, and she's like telling everyone we're together and all" mrs lee, i cant believe she's such a...heh! anyway, its good luh, getting in touch with us and all, finding out each other's girlfriends. she calls us her "adopted kids", how cool is that. hahaha. anyway, she really talked to us like as though we were her best friends or smth luh. after she left. havoc. anyway, my senior was like telling us the whole story about the ijtp bitches. giving us free lessons on girls. like for example.
1) ijtp girls- bitchiest girls ever. what play with each other's bras and all after PE. like, OMG.
2) Cgs girls- most lesbian girls school, kissing each other, holding hands in orchard road.
and we were talking about another's senior's gf who we met at the cgs concert.

we were like having fellowship talk for like 2hrs str. talking non-stop about those girls. heh! and mrs lee, giving us advice on girls. sighsigh. hahaha. anyway, after that we went to toapayoh with him to see get some dinner and see 2nd-hand phones, his N95 phone. madness k, $1238 for a freaking phone. i would never buy such an expensive phone. anyway, we spent like 2hrs again there, walking around, talking more about different girls in different schools and all.

took 157 from toapayoh interchange at 7.45pm. how nice. i overslept in the bus for 1hr and 20mins. by the time i woke up, i was like in jurong west or smth. fuck. quickly stopped, cross over the overhead bridge and waited for another bus. today's was just soo shitty. i reached home at 9.52pm. i was like super tired from all the work and all. and i think my mum's was sarcastic or smth. i was like " mum, i accidentally overslept in the bus, taking a bus back from jurong west now". she replied and was like............"sure, enjoy ur bus ride". HOW NICE. it doesnt make things any better. i feel bad to my mum, its like im giving her this cold face for the past 3 days. i've been like coming back home at 7-8pm everyday from town. and i would just lock myself up in my own room for the rest of the day. guess im just too tired for anything. i feel like just ponning school tmr. i seriously cant take it anymore. the stress. the pressure. i really need a break from everything.

i shall let the pictures speak for themselves. my friend finally sent them to me. hahaha. so yeah, fooling around with jerome in class. how gay. hahaha! oh yeah, we got back our testpapers today. i passed, jerome and nic failed, BADLY. hahahaha!
BUT, after erm, some, MINOR adjustments, they managed to fail nicely. but jerome's marks were still better than my 44marks for lit. how nice of him to get 40. hahahaha!
by seeing the changing of marks on the papers. you should know what we did(:

anselm- 58
jerome - 40
nicholas - 35 but! after some adjustment after the marks on the paper. it was 40. heh! only AHEMnicAHEM and i know yeah. HAHAHA.

today was fun! so during chinese, we had to stand because we didn't do "jian bao" and the assesment book work. and of course, me jerome anselm zejie all stood up together :D. THEN! she gave us yellow forms! obviously we made the best of the sitaution and laughed it all off. so we had alot alot of fun writing sarcastic things while indirectly insulting her. so then she flared up and started screaming at us. she said we'll all go to 326.the worst class. today's chinese was so much funner than other normal lessons.
after school went town jalan jalan. we went to far east to eat at kfc. benji left with his sac friends. then we went to pacific plaza where anselm tried on his shoes.
we went to the ice cream shop gelatissimo. again, we got discounts and alot of samples! supposedly 3 scoops supposed to be $6.90 or so but they sold us three scoops at $5.anselm took three scoops for himself. jerome and me shared. we had to go to wheelock because benji called and told us that some drop-outs were following him and his friends. so by the time we reached, they went home already. then we went to toilet to see whose shit had the best and nicest sound.it was like, one wall separated each of us. had like of fellowship talk in the toilet. hahah damn embarrassing.then anselm wanted to go zara so we tagged along.
after that was burger king. bk had like 5 blackouts!
hi i'm tom

DICK is writing finally.
today was a super dumb day. 1st time in my sec 2 life man, i din feel tired at all today. how cool is that when i only slept like for 4 hrs the previous day. hairy didnt surrender his handphone cause of this MYSTERIOUS GIRL (from a school which doesnt need to surrender their handphones. ) he went to the toilet like dunno how many times to reply, and i had to accompany him and he not letting me noe anything. woah, best thing happened during chinese lesson mann. our teacher got pms. she screamed like some pregnant lady. hahaha, but we recorded some parts down hahaha, how skilled right. and the 4 muskeeters recieved YELLOW FORM. how cool right. just cause we din hand in on time. wtf. aiya then we were laughing like f. haha, then the teacher stare at us, puzzled why we were laughing. cause we were supposed to feel REMORSEFUL. but wtf la, homework late, BIG DEAL. hahaa. im getting a collections of forms alr. 2 so far. GREEN AND YELLOW. the most among the 4 hahaa. k la enough alr, hairy will continue.

hi im dick

HAHAHA. mann! another crapped day luh. okay, first it was raining in the morning. then i came to school. faster did the chinese "jian bao" which was like all copied from jerome's one and of course rushed thru the assessment book. AND that was when the fun started.
jerome and i were like walking to chinese class. THEN. suddenly "wank wen"(wangwen) was like,

" mei ge zai xin qi er mei you jiao asss-seeess-ment buuk de ren tong tong zan qi lai"

and of course. the FOUR musketeers, jerome, me, nic and zejie all rose. SHE SUDDENLY smacked one YELLOW form into us. like wtf. we didnt even know need to pass up on tuesday.
so we just silently wrote, sarcastically insulting her when she talked to us. and then she suddenly flared up. like we killed her baby in her stomach. she suddenly screamed and yelled. say what we were the worst class ever. get yellow form, rejoicing, people not bring stuff, wanting to get a replacement teacher, want to see us cry when we all go to 326. like fuck off man. hahaha. you yourself are like so slack, everyday like come class never even do anything.

anyway. i was like using my phone to record her wonderful PMS speech. and all the yellow forms we wrote. we were like crapping in the form luh. like me. what " we ying gai remember etc etc" writing halfway chinese, halfway english.

oh man. then after it. we jus rejoiced we finally had a yellow form. then after school. went back to the gallery to check the sizes of the shoe. URGHH! the only had 7, 8, 10.5 and 8 was JUST FITTING. im like, is there ANYTHING bigger?! hahahaha. im scared i wont be able to wear it after like 1 year. anyway. we went to the the ice-cream shop, " gelatissimo " hahaa.
THEY STILL REMEMBER US LUH. hahahaha. cause we went there the last time and they gave us a special discount. hahaa. anyway, we just acted alittle thicked-skin and we managed to get cheap ice-creams:D ( 1 scoop-3, 2 scoops-4, 3 scoops-5) and of course. i bought the 3 scoops one.

then we went to wheelock cause benjamin complained that some drop-outs were following him and his girlfriend together with 5 other s.a.c girls. hahahaa. so by the time we went there. they were gone. HAHAHA. we went to the toilet. and it was like DAMN DAMN DAMN sick and funny luh. we were shitting and comparing whose shit made the nicest sound. HAHAHA.

it was like, 1 wall separated each of us. heh! had like 5mins of fellowship talk in the toilet. and when i went out, i saw like 10 other adults outside luh. OMG K! SOO EMBARRASSING. and the stupid cleaner. not to insult old people luh. but they are like soo insultive la, we were jus washing out hands and she kept asking us not to play here, and to get out now cause she needed to clean the toilet. AND BECAUSE OF THAT, i left my freaking 15dollars umbrella there. like, fuck her too man. we didnt even do anything, she was like shouting at us, like we were gangsters smoking and all. we from SJI k! hahaha!

after that, we jus walked around, went to zara and found a nice shirt and stoned in BK until 7.40. oh yeah, and BK had like 5-6 blackouts luh. hahaha. so cool k. whole shop went black like 5-6 times. could hear many Fs from everywhere. hahaha. after that went home at 8.10pm. what a great spastic day indeed.

hi, im hairy.

Today's such a screwed up day. i was being emo and all for like half the day until the stupid video taking section where bryan,jerome and effing chun wai were soo stupid la. one stupid 1minute scene also cant take. URGHH! but mainly cause of me.
cause it was like the scene was walking up a stair as 3 paikias. then the prefect comes in. we bully and slap him. take his tie. and go off.
and i was like laughing everytime i reach the last 4th step la! hahahahaha.
i think i walked 3km of stairs already. walking up and down, up and down. great way of losing fats.
then in the end. when we did a good scene. the camera was not recording. WTF luh. hahaha! oh yeah! my history teacher met me and gave me like one whole stack of history papers. i was like, OMG! did i pass! then i found out i got like 13/25 luh! HAHAHA.
I HUGGED HER K. was like soo happy i passed. cause i thought i screwed up the paper. then i realised everyone else passed -.- and the highest was like 96/100 ( 24/25)
now my only concern is getting a good mark for chinese to substitute my FREAKING LITERATURE marks which i stupidly failed. with only 2 paragraphs being marked cause the other 2 were repeated. HAHAHAHA.
anyway. after that went for training. weights circuit training. such a screwed up day indeed.

whooo! today was sooo slack. how i wish there were more enrichment days which werent enriching at all, hahaha! ( BUKIT TIMAH NATURE RESERVE )
syafiq,zeus&i were like roaming around, not listening to the teacher at all luh.
hahha! taking random pics with syafiq is sooo FUN. heh!
STUPID syafiq and zeus, showing magic tricks that were sooo, STUPID? hahaha. ehh i can like do them too luh, and its damn lame i can say.
oh yeah. i saw a monkey peeing on a tree. it was like, sick luh, its anus was like pinkish and it was peeing so rapidly, hahahaha. oh yeah! it POOPED too.



How nice. brown shit with a patch of urine at the side. HAHAHA






SCREW pines. yup, cause they suck. hahaha.








SUCH A NICE TREE RIGHT. the PENIS tree.











racial harmony. between the leaves in the reserve. HAHAHA.( get it)*nvm


























yup. and we headed back toschool, had a 1.5hr lunchbreak. shitty friend did some shitty stuff. went town. bought a shirt. saw a nice nike shoe. hahahaa. oh yeah. and jerome,nic,nat,gab and fuji were like gaying around on the way to the bus-stop.
humping against each other luh.(gab.nat.fuji)








brokebacking with each other.(jerome.nic.fuji) nic was like squashed in between luh. hahahaha










anyway. ate at subway. made hell lot of noise in the bus. hahahaha. bet everyone were like looking at us luh. went to buy a shirt. saw a shoe at gallery luh. i dont know whether to buy it or buy the one online(eastbay). commment! hahahaha.













hi. im hairy.

My first blog post ever.


yes so today was enrichment day
i went to sungei buloh
which is a wetland reserve just opposite JB:D
we saw mudskippers, monitor lizards, crabs, birds and huge spiders
so had briefings before and after and all that shit
all in all it was boring
& we got released 40 minutes late for lunch which left us with 20 minutes
so after that to far east to eat with dick, hairy, ahbeng, and the 211 people
we ate at subway so i shared a footlong sub
then we went to wisma.
then i had to go to the dentist so i made my departure
after the dentist appointment i came home
and i'm home so i'm trying to blog for the first time in my life.

hello my name is tom.

MY GOSH.
ehh, im not gonna be like those starters, say what (ohh soo this is blogging and etc)
HAHAHAHA, mine is gonna be UNIQUE!
cause im HAIRY, along with my DICK.

OKAYY.
what should i blog?
HAHAHA. oh yeah! the fact that i raped my senior's brother by gambling. " my gosh, whats this" hahahaha!
raped him of his THIRTY dollars luh. and right, normally people who win would wanna leave right.
i was like:

arton! ka ni na, i win wanna stay on and play, you lose humji like anything

In between* rocks like anything luh. you either win big, or lose big. HEH! unfortunately, i had to be the lucky one. hahaha..


finefine. enough of all this crap. hahaha. i have yet to start on this lame blog's origin.
1st) there was this cute guy, he started having lots of hair. so he was damn depressed la.
2nd) all his seniors were like " WHAT HAPPENED! YOU TELL ME.....................i tell teacher for you.
3rd) hahaha, then he was found with a hairy dick.
4th) thus, the blog, "Tom together was his hairy dick" was form. COOL right..i know it is.

hi. im hairy.